Thursday, April 15, 2010

Religion is balls

So! So far this week I've been approached by 2 different people on the bus telling me to come to their church/temple. Out of nowhere they start talking to me like I know them and make conversation and then at the end they randomly throw in, "oh so I'm part of this church, you have to come" One of them gave me a card with the name of her church on the back of a pyramid scam ad. The reason this keeps happening to me and only me is that I look like a messiah; people see my hope-filled eyes that breath truth and my loving nature and they are drawn to me, like one of those guys from the bible. Most do already from my role as a water walking saint: . But look, I understand that your religions want me to lead you to freedom but I have a lot on my plate right now; I have school AND a part time business, so you can wait. In other news, I am a phychic, think of a number between 1 and 10.
Its 7.

Your Saviour,

Big H

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